37 Prehistoric Memes That Predate The Common Era

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  • 01
    ANIMAL LIFE, 540 MILLION YEARS AGO: WE'RE GONNA EVOLVE WHOLE NEW PHYLA WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS
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    The Federal Government has 3 main branches
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    INSECTS, FACING YET ANOTHER MASS EXTINCTION: -First time?
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    Brachyura ZIRKUS Brachyura Cyclida Brachyura
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    A METEOR, APPARENTLY CRETACEOUS LIFE FORMS
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    IT IS TIME TO GO. BUT YOU ARE EXTINCT. NO NO. VERTEBRATE TOLOGY I'M NOT!
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    Your crush. Her father Her brother Her ex Her crush You
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    COELACANTH: Gets party because is alive after millions of years GINKGO: I'M BAAACK
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    GROW A NECK PLS DON'T BE IN A MOVIE
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    AVERAGE PREHISTORIC MEME ENJOYER YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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    Allosaurus Average Meme Enjoyer Average Prehistoric Meme Enjoyer
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    Please don't look over here! We are herbivores! I CAN NOT CLOSE MY MOUTH I CAN NOT CLOSE MY MOUTH EITHER. WHO CAN WE CONSULT REGARDING THIS ISSUE?
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    HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS, BROTHER? GET OFF MY PORCH!
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    C It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
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    Imagine gulping air physostomous this post was made by Gas bladder gland Stomach Pneumatic duct Intestines physoclistous gang just to fill your swim bladder
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    Land: Come over Tetrapods: I can't, I'm busy defending my niche and fighting for food Land: terrestrial vertebrates haven't evolved to exploit my resources Tetrapods:
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    WE WERE SO CLOSE This post brought to you by the sarcopterygian gang my
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    Noooo.. you can't just add repeating segments to your body plan...! Haha homeobox genes go brrrr 1
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    ME: There are no vampires Scientists: This post brought to youby the Xiphosurida gang
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    Repeat after me: E www EP A- PATO- SAURUS. APATOSAURUS! wag H Hi W A- PATO- SAURUS. BRONTOSAURUS!
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    Did I die? Asexual Reproduction 50 chromosomes 50 chromosomes in each daughter cell So why do I see an angel in front of me? Sexual Reproduction Fertilisation Egg (Ovum) 23 Chromosomes мо ло Sperm 23 Chronosomes Zygote 46 Chromosomes in 23 pairs Embryo 46 Chromosomes in 23 pairs No you are still alive! Oh, stop!
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    IT'S NOT EASY BEING ALIVE Brought to you by survivors of mass extinctions, regardless of when.
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    which palaeozoic lobopodian are you? 03000 Balcantology Coproliteposting peytoia ⚫ unrecognisable in their selfies goes by many names instagram famous (tm) anomalocaris knows like 50 languages • trying to be edgy but bad at it ⚫ hi-fives way too hard hallucigenia doesn't actually do THAT many drugs ⚫ (anymore) says "Imfao" in real life aegirocassis ⚫ makes nachos at 3am ⚫ has multiple video game music playlists ⚫ scööp time opabinia ⚫ went from being "the weird friend" to "the hot friend" basica
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    wwwm I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM quickmeme.com
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    It's OK I didn't have anything else to contribute anyway quickmeme.com
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    DIVERSE MULTICELLULAR LIFE COLONIAL ORGANISMS
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    Reject monke Return to goo
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    Carboniferous Period Lycophytes Permian Spermatophytes
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    Someone before 1969 suggests that some dinosaurs could have had feathers: you hear you making me crazy
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    I meet someone Keep reading about hox genes and body plans She leaves I try to explain why they should love prehistoric flora and fauna She refuses but I insist
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    Bilaterians begin to evolve heads and sense organs, c 570 million years ago: Everyone is stupid except me
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    BUT MOM THEY CALLED ME A CAMBRIAN SHRIMP
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    EARLY DEUTEROSTOMES AT THE RAFFLE FOR BODY PLANS RADIAL SYMMETRY RETAINS BILATERALIZATION IN ADULTHOOD HOX GENES: NOT EVEN ONCE
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    Nothing, babe. Just adding segments What are you doing? You evolved again? HOX GENES: NOT EVEN ONCE.
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    You are so cool and strong and not struck by an asteroid :( You are all dumb idiot dumb stupid morons who are dumb and stupid morons
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    noooooo you can't just come up here and make a mountain range...! plate tectonics goes vroom
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    When I'm a Dimetrodon and someone asks if I'm a dinosaur Bro, I'm straight-up not A
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